I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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