Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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