If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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