no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
