It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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