just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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