i just google imaged poop.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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