if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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