Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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