17 year olds will be the death of me.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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