Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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