I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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