i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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