Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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