Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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