we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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