Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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