i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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