HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
