but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
