Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Congratulations! We have a period
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