You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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