Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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