Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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