some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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