You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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