in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
