If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
