The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
We're too hungover to prance.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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