hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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