Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You made out with two different species that night
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You don't make any sense
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