doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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