now i know why i became what i already was.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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