I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
How external is "for external use only"?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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