So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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