Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Randomize
