need another drink. this is the easiest way
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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