Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
