Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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