Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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