This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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