Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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