check it out our google latitudes are spooning
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
