just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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