I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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