You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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