what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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