Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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