He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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