Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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