Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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